“INFLUENTIAL AFFLUENCE”

From the Emporers’ Club* web site:

As a person of immense financial and influential affluence, your privacy is sacred to all aspects of your life. As a private, international club specializing in catering to the needs of the worlds [sic] most financially and culturally elite, privacy and discretion are paramount objectives in everything we do.

This is my favorite style of writing: “Sex service trying to sound high-class and fancy”-style!

(*My governor’s favorite escort service.)