Those of us who believe we are living in a fourth Golden Age of Talkingpointsmemo.com have always predicted that the fifth and final Golden Age of TPM would be preceded by JMM blogging on multiple web sites simultaneously in a display of force that would demoralize all rivals and bring the blogosphere to the brink of armageddon.

That moment has finally arrived. . .

The key components in exchange for the money have to be some sort of equity in the companies being rescued (I’ll leave it to the experts to figure out the mechanics — which I grant is likely a highly complex matter) and structural reforms that create oversight, accountability and transparency to ensure nothing like this happens again.

Look, honestly? I have no idea what he’s talking about. I assume it has something to do with that thing that’s happening where we have to pay millionaires one trillion dollars not to poison our water(?). I’m just glad to see JMM on the front page of Huffington Post . . .

. . . because that tells me that our life of misery on this earthly plane is almost over. Soon we will be pure light. And pure blog.