WE HAVE OUR WINNER!!!

As much as I love “The Suffering,” I’ve never really understood what the guy was singing. The only lyrics I could ever make out were like, “And now to drink this vial I dare,” and “Burn in hell you sinner,” so I assumed he was singing about making out with a witch or something. Little did I know what he was really singing . . .

I’m not a military analyst, but I would guess 0:41 – 0:54 is basically invincible.

When Spiderman comes up, I’m like, “Am I really allowed to be on the same internet as this?”

I love this version, because it features the original recording of the song, which — let’s face it — is so bad-ass and tight and rockin’, no cover can really top it. A BOLD STRATEGY FOR WINNING FRIDAY FACE-OFFS, BUT IT WORKED.

Friday Face-Offs!!! YOU’RE NOT CANOEING!!!

Have a great weekend . . . I’m off to Pennsylvania to knock on some doors . . . hope you are too.

PEACE!

PS: FRIDAY FACE-OFFS IS CRUSHING HARDER THAN EVER!!!