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The latest round of highly incredible polls commissioned by MNFTIU shows increased tightening of the race. Dems should worry.

Our supercomputer is now modeling the election 100,000 times per upload (beat that, fivethirtyeight, you abacus-using hillbillies). For every 100,000 models, we show a result of 55,000. This correlates with an increased use of:

1. 239962
2. 094483
3. 208955

Question: How can the Dems not worry about this? After all:

2309820986
2039809860
0956098456
3408976049

Which breaks down to:

M: 903
O: 202
J: 950

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