Two more hours to go in the shop, and then my wine-selling days are done!

So stop by and let me sell you some wine!

I won’t even make you buy Merlot if you don’t want to . . . I’ll sell you Pinot Noir instead (it’s like a dark, moody Merlot).

Shoot, I’ll even sell you some fine Chardonnay (it’s like a lighter, dryer, Merlot, with more circus elements in it; I think it’s also a different color).

The point is: WINE.