I went to the computer store this weekend to check out laptops. GOOD NEWS: They’re still making laptop computers! BAD NEWS: Most of them have white keyboards, which means they’ll look all grimy and grody after a few months of hardcore blogging. GOOD NEWS: But they sell a laptop with a black keyboard, too! BAD NEWS: That model is more expensive. GOOD NEWS: I think I’ll have enough money from the fundraiser to buy it! BAD NEWS: For some reason, that model doesn’t have “Fire Wire,” which is what my external hard drive likes. GOOD NEWS: The guy at the store said, “As long as you’re buying a laptop, just buy another external hard drive. They’re cheap.” BAD NEWS: That means more money. GOOD NEWS: I think the guy at the store thought I was rich because of my hat, which means I’m in style!