This is gonna be more freestyle, more poetic … hope Romney’s PAC accepts essays that are a little “outside the box…”
WHAT A FREE AND STRONG AMERICA MEANS 2 ME
By David “Soul Wanderer Yogi 9000” Rees
I
Picture a land …
Free and strong …
What does it mean 2 me
What does it 22 me/an
Can you calculate the fractions of liberty
No?
Then shut up
II
Go sign the baseballs
Sign all the baseballs
With your name
Your mark
Your soul
“Mitt Romney”
THEN GIVE ME ALL THE BASEBALLS.
III
Picture a flag …
Strong and flapping
In the wind that is blowing
A southwesterly wind
What does it mean 2 me
When I feel the wind on my face
It tickles the flag on my face
See,
I had a complete facial/flag transplant
You can see my face waving in the skybox
Which is where I will be
When I win this contest
About what an America that’s strong and free
means to me.