Okay, so I was talking a big game about a National Day of Prayer against Jurmbah Juice, and then I realized I don’t really know how to organize an event like that.

Do we all have to be praying in the space place, or can we pray in the privacy of our own homes? Should we all converge on a Jlobby Juice franchise in Manhattan, and pray at the top of our lungs– and pray and pray until the whole place is empty because of how fervently we’re praying? And then move on to the next one…?

… and just pray our way across America, destroying Jumby Juice franchises left and right, leaving a trail of prayerful destruction in our wake?

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. I’ll rent a big bus and be in touch …