Check out this completely authentic, un-edited footage of Turkmenistan president Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov leading his cabinet meeting! (Yes, it’s almost impossible to hear … but the visuals are what’s important.)

“This is what democracy looks like!” I grew up in the Episcopal church, so I know what it’s like to constantly stand up and sit down all while holding your hymnal, but these guys take the cake! It’s like whack-a-mole-ocracy!

Please note 0:42 and 1:29, LOL!