I keep asking my dad, “What is going on? How do you know about this movie? What’s happening? FROGS?”

My dad’s like, “I saw it on TV one night. It’s why my hair turned white.”

My parents are eating my mom’s homemade peach pie; they can’t take their eyes off of FROGS.

Goddamn, this movie features some fat-ass frogs.

My mom: “The frogs are gonna get after those rich people for taking their land.” MOM FTW.