Good morning! I will be away from my computer for the next 24 hours because I’m traveling to Princeton to give a free reading this evening and then guest-teach a class tomorrow morning because I am so famous even the most distinguished professors with the biggest elbow patches are trembling.

But don’t worry, I have programmed my computer to blog automatically in my absence.

Enjoy all the preprogrammed posts headed your way!

Also, if you live in Princeton, please attend tonight and give me a high-five and b.f.c.o.m.b.*:

DAVID REES LIVE
Labyrinth Books
122 Nassau Street
Princeton, NJ
5:30 PM
FREE

(*buy fifty copies of my book)