Philadelphia is one of the hottest cities in the USA . . . so it’s no surprise I’m headed there on Friday for a $150,000 shopping spree . . . I’m hitting all the hottest clothing boutiques, including PHILADELPHIA GENTLEMEN’S HABERDASHERY & FASHION STY and WILLY’S TUXEDO MATRIX.

Also, on Friday I’m doing an event with this guy John Hodgman (can’t wait to see what he’s all about, early exit polls looks promising) and Patrick Borelli — who is one of the funniest dudes in all of Real America.

First we do the reading, then we sign books (50 copies per customer, you know what’s right), and then we have a dance party with a real DJ. And also I think we’re going to have an auction to raise money for one of the two presidential candidates; LOL, guess which one, LOL it’s an East Coast literary festival, so you know we’re raising money for Mr. Straight Talk Express!

Anyway, I think this will be a five-alarm banger, you should definitely attend!

October 24, 2008
9:00 pm
215 Festival
THE LATVIAN SOCIETY
531 N. 7th Street
Philadelphia, PA 19123
(215) 922-9798
Admission: $10