Once again, the year saw multiple innovations on the technology front. All those nerds must sure be working hard! Hooray for them, and for everyone who buys their wonderful gadgets and gizmos. Here are the TOP TEN TECHNOLOGIES OF 2008:

1. Television (still the best, the technology against which all technologies must be judged)
2. Auto-Tune
3. Satellite Radio
4. Computers
5. Radar
6. Heat-Seeking Missiles
7. Google (I used it more than 500 times this year)
8. Ultra-Fast Photocopiers
9. Fake Eyeballs With Built-In Computer Sensors
10. Cyberspace Thing