BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MNFTIU MANSION …

Just got the chance to use one of my favorite phrases! My wife just came into my office (where I was hard at work as always) and she started talking about all this stuff and whatnot and then — she tried to tell me that a PAYDAY isn’t actually a candy bar … “because it has nuts in it.”

ME: “That’s so preposterous I won’t dignify it with a response.”

GOOOOOAAAALLLLL!!!!