Okay gang, as promised, below is the first slide of my SXSW presentation. I’ll post the entire presentation over the course of the week. I’m sorry I couldn’t deliver it in person.

The panel I was to participate in was called “Try Making Yourself More Interesting.”

As you can see, I made full use of PowerPoint’s unparalleled design capabilities. I really wanted this first slide to “jump out” at the audience so they would “scream in ecstasy” at what would surely be the “greatest SXSW presentation of all time.”

Next up, another exciting slide!!!