Just off the phone with a major Hollywood agent … he tells me shocking news about the Transformers sequel … apparently they’re ditching all the CGI because “it looks really cheesy and fake,” and instead they’re going to re-shoot the robot scenes using CLAYMATION … and yes they are modeling the robots at actual size, in case you were wondering … these will be the largest claymation models ever produced … Wallace and Gromit, you’ve officially been dethroned … needless to say my interest in this film has spiked … some grumbling from the cast members about how they have to “stand around for like twenty hours while the crew moves Optimus Prime’s arm forward one inch at a time” … this has wreaked havoc with the production schedule … new release date: August 2050 … can they maintain the buzz until then? We’ll find out …

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