This crazy guy Bachus is going off about his secret list of 17 socialists in Congress. Do you have any idea how pumped and excited I would be if there were 17 actual socialists in Congress? And … umm … would those socialists be very popular right now? Answer: YES. Because they would have been whining and complaining about banks and the financial sector for years and years, and now that everything has fallen apart, they would be on TV, like: “TOLD YOU SO, WHY WON’T YOU JOIN OUR SOCIALIST REVOLUTION?” and everyone would sign up to attend pro-socialist tea-sipping (not -bagging, thank you very much) parties and Glenn Beck would be the one fainting on TV, not his guests.

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