Mitt Romney’s new book is called “No Apology: The Case For American Sandwiches.”

(Wait … actually, that might be “No Apology: The Case For American Greatness.”)

Anyway, it sounds pretty good!

“[T]here can be no rational denial of the reality that America is a decidedly good nation,” writes Romney, or perhaps a third grader. “Therefore, it is good for America to be strong.”

I can’t wait to get my hands on this book and read it aloud on the bus in a very loud voice.