Here’s another treasure I stumbled upon while taking a stroll through my computer’s hard drive. At some point I wanted to make a web site called “Bloody Yet Whimsical Cartoons About Punks”:

I figured if I made enough masterpieces like this one, eventually the New Yorker would publish me.

By the way, should I try to get hired as a professional giraffe-drawer? Because I truly drew the shit out of that giraffe. Can you believe I didn’t even use a live model??? I did it from memory (I have a photographic memory).