Am I the only one still reporting exit polls?

OH: O 20, C 80/67 M 30

TX: O 5.5, C 5.5 M 20.5000

VX: O 32, CC OO3

TJ MAXX: 5TO CC, 90LK

As always, insert one grain of salt into each eye before inserting these exit polls into your eyes.

Thank you, Ohio!

I knew you’d come through for me/Hillary/America. Let’s celebrate this great primary victory by sending all the Ohio voters to Iraq, a country it was wise to invade.

HOORAY! Operation Iraqi Freedom, I love you forever!

PS: Is that how you spell “Eleventh”?

PPS: Is this a “must-read” blog yet? I think we all know the answer to that question. . . and it rhymes with “DREFINITELY.”

UNC 44, FSU 32

(50% of the game reporting)

PS: Just to toot my own horn: This is my TENTH blog post! Yay for me! SEND ME YOUR MONEY ON THE PAYPAL.

Not that anyone cares, but I just set a new record: Four (now, five) blog posts in one day. And they said you couldn’t make history on the internet. . . GO CLINTON!!! I DEDICATE THIS RECORD-SETTING BLOG POST TO YOU! I WILL RE-POST IT AT 3 AM IN YOUR HONOR.

Here are some of those exit polls I mentioned in my previous blog post ON MY BLOG:

OH: O 45, C 32 M 22

TX: O 23, C 55 M 20

VT: OC 45/22 CC: OO 33

TX 55 TTO: CC, 22 OOH: AHH

As always, take ’em with a grain of salt.

(Careful you don’t get whiplash with all these posts!) Anyway, exit polls are coming out. . . looks like a close race. . . I hope Hillary Clinton wins the nomination. Why? BECAUSE I THINK THE IRAQ WAR WAS A GREAT IDEA!

Back-to-back blog posts! I told you it was gonna get heavy. . .

Blogging will be HEAVY for the next few days. . .

Blogging will be light for the next few days. . .

How do people do it? I have NO IDEA what to write about. I guess my favorite color is green. I like cauliflower. Maybe later today I’ll post a photograph of the calendar in my office. . . it’s a garden herbs calendar. . . I like looking at it. So sue me. See you next time!