Greg Pak is one of the hottest comic writers on the scene. I am one of the hottest bloggers on the scene. (“One of,” LOL? Who am I kidding?) Anyway, here’s another interview . . . I tried to be funny in it:

Greg Pak: Talking Points Memo versus ThinkProgress versus DailyKos versus mnftiu.cc. Please discuss.

David Rees: TPM over everyone, are you kidding? TPM over ThinkProgress, over Dailykos, over NYTimes, over Ebay. CAP is a good organization but I never look at ThinkProgress; I check Yglesias’s blog every so often, but not as much as I did when he was at the Atlantic.

(I don’t know why I look at the Atlantic’s blogs, since most of them drive me up the wall. Why would anyone read James Fallows’s or Jeffrey Goldberg’s blogs.

LOL, here’s my Fallows impersonation: “It’s been really interesting watching CSI: Miami over here in China because everything is so different in China, look at this headline from the China News Daily: “CSI: MIAMI PROVES CHINA IS GREAT,” by the way look at my new USB stick, I got it in China where I live, boohoo Michael Crichton died, what a great guy, I heard about it over here in China, hey look another air taxi business went out of business, now how am I supposed to fly home from China? By the way, I totally live in China, look at this stupid photograph I took of some dumb building, can you believe how polluted everything is? Also, I love my new Apple Mac Super-thin laptop that I use when traveling around China, which is where I’m blogging from, because I live in China.”)

You can read the entire interview here.

Hey gang, has anyone read this?

I heard it’s like “Marley & Me,” the book about the wonderful dog who teaches a family to love.

Snapped this on my way home from the store yesterday . . . photo doesn’t convey the MADNESS WITHIN.

LIVE FROM MNFTIU SHOPPING WIRE SERVICE . . . MUST CREDIT “MNFTIU, THE HOTTEST SHOPPING BLOG” . . . SIRENS . . . SIRENS . . .

Chaos at the Rod Blagojevich Hair Superstore!!! Everyone’s trying to grab a handful of the incredible substance . . . MIT prof mentioned below is waving $100 bills, screaming: “YOU FOOLS DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS HAIR MAY HOLD THE SECRET TO TIME TRAVEL, I NEED ALL OF IT!!!” . . . kindly old grandmother just whacked him with her purse: “Let go of my hair!” . . . LOL, I think she means “my Blagojevich hair,” looks like she’s got about 2-3 pounds in her purse . . . one desperate-looking lady just said, “I want to rub it (the hair) against my wallet, it will give good fortune, I just drove all the way from Sarasota, please let me rub against the magical hair. . .” Never seen action like this . . . follow me on Twitter for further updates . . . LOL, Twitter, yeah right! I’M ALL UP IN SOME HAIR, I GOT NO TIME FOR NO TWITTER.

. . . things are chaotic here . . . shoppers going crazy for the great bargains available on this incredible hair . . . so dark, so rich . . . overheard: “Can you dip strawberries in it?” . . . seems to actively absorb sunlight . . . rumor is, the chair of a major Ivy League physics department is scrambling to buy up ALL AVAILABLE BLAGOJEVICH HAIR for study . . . this is definitely the “hair to have” this holiday season . . . I’ll post more, first I gotta grab some of this INCREDIBLE HAIR!!!