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Dream Interview: Liberal Oasis Radio Show

Finally! I achieved my one media goal in life: I WAS INTERVIEWED BY BILL SCHER ON HIS RADIO SHOW!!!

You can listen here.

Thank you, Bill Scher!

If you haven’t heard of Bill Scher, you are hereby put on notice! This dude is a political genius! (Except for when he told me John Kerry would win in 2004, LOL, not so nice.)

Hottest New Blog On The Scene?

Umm . . . I was kinda hoping to set the internet on fire with my blog.

I guess I’ll have to scale back my ambitions, LOL.

LOL, NO SURRENDER! I’LL REDOUBLE MY EFFORTS TO DESTROY ALL OTHER BLOGS!!!

EXCLUSIVE: The Final MNFTIU Poll

We interrupt FRIDAY FACE-OFFS to bring you this exclusive final poll. . .

(c) 2008 MNFTIU POLLS, INC.

MUST CREDIT: “MNFTIU.CC, the best web site I’ve ever seen.”

DATELINE: MNFTIU.CC on the internet

The final poll commissioned by MNFTIU for the 2008 election shows continued tightening in the closing days of the overall polling. Trendlines appear to converge upon a nine-digit fraction. P-value is below 00000.00000.0 for the first time. n = 33,010,834,032 making this is the biggest poll ever conducted by a blog.

HERE ARE THE TOPLINES:

M: 235,340,676,036
O: 00.252.9063 (horrible numbers; some of the worst we’ve seen; Dems should worry; I know I keep saying that, but they should)

Breaking it down for V.P. choices:

Sarah Palin: 062/986/340 (one of the most unique fractions we’ve ever encountered, with two denominators)
Joe Biden: 5.362

By state:

NORTHERN STATES: 20986-84903567-856750897098246
SOUTHERN STATES: 34897346-09856-09479-3408567
WESTERN STATES: 364-9807-609856-0345976645
EASTERN STATES: 4752762895067683450-546
ALASKA: 63
HAWAII: 34593681
CANADIAN FANTASY VOTER LEAGUE: 4609857204

Raw data below the jump . . .

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RAW DATA TOPLINE:

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MIDDLE LINE DATA:
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BOTTOM LINE DATA:
45987340573
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Reader Mail: TPM 6th Golden Age Begins . . . In 2034?

A brilliant number-cruncher (Nate, is that you?) chimes in on the next TPM Golden Age:

I know that consensus is (correctly) forming that your blog was responsible for Obama’s victory on Tuesday. mnftiu.cc is undoubtedly the hottest blog on the streets (streetz?). (You got that right — ed.) However, I don’t want you to get blindsided by the rapidly emerging 6th Golden Age of TPM (aka “We are all TPM, now”).


Check out JMM dropping bombs earlier today:


“(TPM has) gone from a staff of one in early 2005 to a staff of eleven today.”


I did the math. That works out to an annualized growth rate of 122.40% per year. If we carry this trend out, it means that WE WILL ALL BE WORKING FOR JOSH MARSHALL BY THE YEAR 2034! In 2034, TPM will have approximately 11,662,615,466 employees. The population of planet Earth is currently estimated at only 6,602,224,175!!


That means that TPM will single-handedly lift the world economy out of the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression . . .

For now, we keep the number of TPM Golden Ages at FIVE. I’m sure that by 2034, TPM will be deep into Golden Age #743,056.